elisabethdarcy:

THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING

jaycosmicpower:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

OMG. THE WHISPERING.

digital-rebound:

yuleriots:

worth 11 seconds of my time

every single time.

Every single FUCKING time.

santaorum:

i saw that deer picture on my tumblr radar and laughed bc this is all i saw

thefrogman:

Poorly Drawn Lines drawn by Reza Farazmand [website | twitter]

shequiusthebandgeek:

idontknowaskhermione:

It’s actually really disturbing that kids falling asleep in school is viewed as them being lazy and not as the school overworking them to the point that they literally can’t stay awake.

It’s a penguin. With a penguin backpack.

videohall:

A Husky sings Gwen Stefani 

janelleioimo:

everyonelovesrobots:

omfg. dying. dead. bye.